Saturday, January 24, 2009

Location of Lemuria

Every now and then I find myself daydreaming, taking strange fiction as fact, and here is yet another fine example of things I consider "possible real" when I have that kind of sillyness going on... I think maybe the amount of wine I consume may have something to do with these attacks.

The following texts are picked from different sources on our wonderfully helpful internet:

"Lemuria was an ancient civilization which existed prior to and during the time of Atlantis. Physically, it is believed that Lemuria existed largely in the Southern Pacific, between North America and Asia/Australia. Lemuria is also sometimes referred to as Mu, or the Motherland (of Mu). At its peak of civilization, the Lemurian people were both highly evolved and very spiritual. While concrete physical evidence of this ancient continent may be difficult to find, many people "know" that they have a strong connection to Lemuria."

Sure. I've felt that connection too...

"Lemuria and Atlantis were super continents of the ancient world. The Lemurians’ land was located where a portion of the Indian Ocean and the South China Sea exists now and was a race of reptilian humanoids. (Note: Ancient Chinese Emperor’s believed themselves to be direct descendents from dragons.)

The Atlanteans were located according to Plato beyond the Pillars of Hercules which places it in the Atlantic. (They were fair in complexion and were believed to have been the forefathers to the Aryan bloodlines of blonde hair and blue eyes.)
Both of these Civilizations were far more advanced technologically and spiritually than our modern world."

Now we're getting somewhere! My ancestors were reptilian humanoids! That explains a lot! ;)

"The Lemurians were malevolent in nature and wanted to rid the planet of the Atlanteans and the mythology states that the Lemurians had help from an extra-terrestial race that helped them war against the Atlanteans. The war was devastating and no one came out on top really."

Right. So they all died, luckily for us...

"As the civilizations of Lemuria and Atlantis matured, conflict developed between the two. As a last resort to the struggle for control, they decided to attack the crystal temples which held the Firmament in place. Initially, the strategy was to destroy the Firmament above the enemy. However, they underestimated the effect of the destabilization of the Firmament.

Attacks were made simultaneously on the crystal temples, and so disrupted the structure of the Firmament in the heavens. This caused the end of the Firmament, and the falling of millions of gallons of water from the sky. This is historically and biblically known as the Great Flood."

What was left behind was not only a period of roughly 40 days of rain but a whole new world. The old histories of humanity had been virtually flooded away and all that was left were the oral stories and legends."

Ok, so here comes Noah. This is a good time to quit for this time, before we go into biblical proof. More wine!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Virginity for sale


Natalie Dylan, a twenty two year old woman from San Diego, is not the first woman to try to auction off her virginity for money. But Natalie Dylan, which is a pseudonym (surprise!), appears to be the most successful so far in running up the bidding.

The highest bid for a night of passion with Natalie Dylan has come to $2.5 million. At least ten thousand men have out in bids to relieve Natalie Dylan, a cute brunette, of her virginity.

“I don’t have a moral dilemma with it,” says the pretty brunette. Ironically, Natalie has a bachelor's degree in Women's Studies from Sacramento State and wants to pursue a master's degree in Marriage & Family Therapy.

Friday, January 9, 2009

2009 Critics Choice Awards

With a star-studded audience on-hand, the 14th Annual Broadcast Film Critics’ Association’s Critic’s Choice Awards were handed out at the Santa Monica Civic Auditorium on Thursday night (January 8).

The Critics have chosen and it seems like they are all in favor for “Slumdog Millionaire.” The low budget film pulled in 5 awards for Best Picture, Best Director (Danny Boyle), Best Writer (Simon Beaufoy), Best Young Actress (Dev Patel) and Best Composer (A.R. Rahman).

The complete list of 2009 Critic’s Choice Awards Winners:

Best Picture: “Slumdog Millionaire”
Best Director: Danny Boyle, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Best Actor: Sean Penn, in “Milk”
Best Actress: Meryl Streep, in “Doubt” and Anne Hathaway, in “Rachel Getting Married” (tie)
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger, in “The Dark Knight”
Best Supporting Actress: Kate Winslet, in “The Reader”
Best Writer: Simon Beaufoy, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Best Foreign Language Film: “Waltz With Bashir”, Ari Folman's animated documentary into the horrors of the 1982 Lebanon war.
Best Animated Film: “WALL-E”
Best Documentary: “Man On Wire”
Best Acting Ensemble: “Milk”
Best Young Actor/Actress: Dev Patel, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Best Composer: A.R. Rahman, “Slumdog Millionaire”
Best Song: “The Wrestler,” by Bruce Springsteen ("The Wrestler")
Best Action Film: “The Dark Knight”
Best Comedy Movie: “Tropic Thunder”
Best Picture made for television: "John Adams"
Joel Siegel award: Richard Gere

Friday, January 2, 2009

Tatiana Londono

I had a peek at Google Hot Trends, where you can have a brief look at what people in US search for. I came across this name (?) Tatiana Londono, that said me absolutely nothing.

I did some searches myself, on Tatiana, and I learned that I could have a free wife from Russia, a couple of new friends on Facebook and some strange photographes with women doing things I had no idea they physically could. Well, I'm not so in to any of those, so I had to dig deeper.

I found a picture of a very fat man on TVNZ, a speech held by Tatiana from the University of Hamburg, one explanation of the word "londono" in esperanto (surprisingly enough it means London) and a very intriguing family tree of a Hungarian family.

I still have no clue of what, or who, this Tatiana Londono is.

Can anyone help me?

The first computer

As we all know, the first computer is claimed to be ENIAC, short for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer. Eniac was an early electronic, digital, general-purpose, programmable computer. It was the first, digital computer capable of being reprogrammed to solve a full range of computing problems, although earlier machines had been built with some of these properties. ENIAC was designed and built to calculate artillery firing tables for the U.S. Army's Ballistic Research Laboratory.

Bla, bla.

All of that is completely bull, since in the early Bible it states that Eva used an Apple.

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

Apple Corporation Sues Itself.[AP] In a move that has industrial analysts scratching their heads, Apple Computers has filed suit against Apple Computers Corporation. The company claims that Apple has violated the Look and Feel of their own machines which has helped to make the company famous. An Apple Spokesperson stated "This is no joke. If we don't protect our copyrighted interface, everyone will use it and we could lose the exclusive right. So it is in our best interests to sue anyone who uses the Macintosh Look and Feel, including ourselves."

The spokesperson says Apple has retained the prestigious LA law firm of Kukla, Fran and Ollie to spearhead the lawsuit. Apple's in house lawyers will defend.Long time Apple observer Ernest Dinklefwat stated that this is a sure sign that Apple has too many lawyers and not enough engineers. "In the old days Apple depended on its talented engineers to keep ahead of the competition, but now they have lost the edge, as well as their grasp on reality." The industry will be sure to watch this case closely. If Apple wins the suit against itself, this could mean a massive recall of all Macintosh and Lisa computers which will need to be converted to avoid all graphics and desktop metaphors and instead provide a simple terminal-like interface. Such a move would cause a massive digression in the personal computer market. Users of computers would be forced to learn to read, which could cause dangerous literacy among college students and professionals.